You know, I was just thinking…


Greetings humans!๐Ÿ˜บ โ˜•๏ธ 

We kats are very attuned to the needs and quirks and routines of our humans. We have to be – we don’t have thumbs!! ๐Ÿ˜น 

And we notice when you Moms out there get a little HISSED (“stressed” as you call it)- so we have a suggestion to help you calm down a little during those times…

We also figure out the other pets in the house and what makes them tick, and how to get along with them – (it helps us make sure we get fed first)! ๐Ÿ˜บ 

And, we know that one sure way to see a human have a heart attack is to let them suddenly see a spider looming nearby, so in the interest of public health- (and preserving a purrfectly good can opener), we have designed or own spider alert system…

And of course we’re concerned about our humans when they get sick or hurt, so we like to stay nearby just in case you suddenly take a turn fur the worst (or get better, and need an escort to the kitchen)…You’re welcome.

We even notice when certain members of the household start to go off the deep end – and we  keep our claws razor sharp just in case of trying times like this. After all, a purrson never knows when they might suddenly have a despurrate need of a good shredder!

And fur all our thought and careful planning, we ask very little in return…

And OF COURSE our loving human slaves won’t mind repaying our careful thought and planning…


Because after all, we do have feelings, you know-(and sharp claws)! ๐Ÿ˜ผ

  ๐Ÿน Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger ๐Ÿน

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