Well, yesterday one of my readers and deer furiends, solved a mystery fur me- (and now I need therapy)!
You see, in a recent post, I complained because I wanted to give my human a surprise in the middle of the night-(a big, juicy spider)- but she didn’t like it.
SHE FLATTENED IT!
And my furiend explained that the reason she didn’t like my surprise is because…
I’m adopted!!! 🙀
So, the human isn’t a big Kat after all… (So why the flea does she call me her “baby?”)-
Then I remarked at how it makes sense that I’m adopted – think about it…
The humans have no tail – their paws look wierd- they can’t jump up into the windowsill without killing themselves, I’ve YET to see them go after a squirrel, or climb a tree, they sure as heck don’t eat spiders, they never sharpen their claws on the couch, or walk on the counters, and no matter how hard I try, I just can’t get them to use the litterbox!
But I always knew something didn’t add up because….. She never bathes me with her tongue!
Well, guess what! She doesn’t know it yet, but she’s going to start! 😼
Check this out – and then, guess what I I’m putting on my Christmas list??