2.) We keep the Creatures occupied so you can get things done.
3.) We help keep the dog from overeating.
4.) We’re great golfers.
5.) We keep you from reading those depressing headlines. (You’re welcome).
6.) We give you things to post about 18,000 times a day on facebook- (because people can’t sleep at night until they know whether or not you cleaned your bathtub).
7.) We keep you updated on your chore list.
8.) We eat healthy.
9.) We help you pack for those long trips.
10.) We help bumbling bachelors get ready fur their dates.