Why you DON’T NEED A DOG


Greetings Humans!😺 ☕️ 

Once again I’m up in a tree waiting fur the neighbor’s idiot dog to finish looking fur fossil evidence of dogs in our backyard from  the last million years.

 I’ve heard of looking fur a mate, but I have a feeling it’s too late fur this collection of drool.

I STILL can’t figure out why humans keep these four-legged drool buckets around in the first place – especially when you see what they actually do – 

fur example,…

Brilliant.

Purreferably in the ocean… 😹

Shoplifting? Hmm… Maybe this one could be useful… *tummy rumbles*

The least he could do is hide some kat treats and make himself useful! *rolls eyes*

No comment. 

“Innocent!?” I see they’ve never asked the kat! 😹

A SMART dog-  (if there was such an animal)- would’ve just sniffed out the packages with food inside and eaten it! 😹

And it takes the kat to teach the dog how to PURROPERLY greet the human,…

Unlike dogs, we kats take PURRIDE in what we do!

Hmmm – well what do ya know?? Finally a dog with a brain! 😹
       ðŸ¹ Memes courtesy of Pinterest 🐹

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