I slept in this morning because the human is off from watching the ittiest bittiest Creature fur this week and it felt good to just keep snuggling with her while she slept – laying on her pillow- across her face – kneading my paws on her cheek – I don’t know why she woke up so grumpy… 😹
Anyway, instead of waking up at 5:00 am, she slept until she was ready to get up, then I raced her to the kitchen fur breakfast.
Twilight and I have plans fur that turquoise chunk of plastic – but first we have to settle what the human calls “the Paper Wars!”
See, Twilight thinks that the big 14 ft long piece of paper that came in our Chewy box a couple of days ago with our kitty litter order is Hers –
But I have seniority -(and I’m cuter)- so I say it’s MINE.
We tried talking about it – then Twilight committed the unpardonable (kat) sin-
Playing with MY PAPER!
THIS MEANS WAR!
But unfurtunately, the human won’t give us treats if we keep fighting – so fur now, we’ve “come to an understanding…”