Twitchy Twilight here! 🐭
The human says all of you purrobably think we all fell off the face of the earth because Shrimp hasn’t posted for awhile – well guess what?
I’m going to tell you WHY! (Just don’t tell Shrimp I tattled on her)!
See, really the humans are all doing fine – except our favorite human (the one who feeds us, and brushes us and spoils us), has been so busy for the last couple of weeks, that she has to schedule time to BREATHE!
Why? Well, because in addition to her quarterly business thingies, and her usual running the house, cleaning, cooking, etc, there’s this-
Wanna know why Shrimp hasn’t been posting?
Well, a few days ago, the human got home and let us outside, and told us she had to get up at 5 am the next day to watch the little grabby thing, so we’d have to come inside no later than 10:00.
As soon as we were outside, Shrimp said, “She’s not my real mom! I’m gonna go see my boyfriend!” 🙀
And she DID!! ALL 19 OF THEM!
And when she came home, she had burrs in her fur, and needed a bath.
Well, the human wasn’t about to give her a bath at 12:30 am, so she had to wait till she got home the next day – and Shrimp didn’t like it at ALL!
(And was chatting with her 19 boyfriends on it from under the bed)… Until the human finally figured out why she couldn’t find her phone and took it back, while I just pretended not to know anything, and investigated the big feather thingie that suddenly appeared!