Tuesday Tattletail 


Hey Peeps! 

Twitchy Twilight here! 🐭

The human says all of you purrobably think we all fell off the face of the earth because Shrimp hasn’t posted for awhile – well guess what? 

I’m going to tell you WHY! (Just don’t tell Shrimp I tattled on her)! 

See, really the humans are all doing fine – except our favorite human (the one who feeds us, and brushes us and spoils us), has been so busy for the last couple of weeks, that she has to schedule time to BREATHE!

Why? Well, because in addition to her quarterly business thingies, and her usual running the house, cleaning, cooking, etc, there’s this-


And this….


And they keep her busy all day so when she gets home sometimes she can barely keep her eyes open through dinner!

BUT… 

Wanna know why Shrimp hasn’t been posting? 

Well, a few days ago, the human got home and let us outside, and told us she had to get up at 5 am the next day to watch the little grabby thing, so we’d have to come inside no later than 10:00.

As soon as we were outside, Shrimp said, “She’s not my real mom! I’m gonna go see my boyfriend!” 🙀
And she DID!! ALL 19 OF THEM!


So, the poor human waited up (half asleep) way past 10:00, and Shrimp finally came home at 12:30! 

And when she came home, she had burrs in her fur, and needed a bath. 

Well, the human wasn’t about to give her a bath at 12:30 am, so she had to wait till she got home the next day – and Shrimp didn’t like it at ALL! 


So, she HID the human’s iPhone! 

(And was chatting with her 19 boyfriends on it from under the bed)… Until the human finally figured out why she couldn’t find her phone and took it back, while I just pretended not to know anything, and investigated the big feather thingie that suddenly appeared!


Uh oh…


It looks like some of Shrimp’s boyfriends want to have a word with the human! 🙀

Gotta go!




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14 thoughts on “Tuesday Tattletail 

  1. So glad you are all OK, including the little grabby thing. We’ve missed you all!
    Twilight, you must not go out looking for Shrimp’s 19 boyfriends. You will be in real trouble with Shrimp as well as your favourite human!
    Milo. xx

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    • We missed all of you too!! Sometimes I try to make the human slow down a little – but even when she tries, she can’t! That’s why she loves the weekends!

      Don’t worry – Shrimp’s boyfriends aren’t my type -I like tuxedos! 🐭

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  2. hay ewe galz….we gotta add mit de wee one N de knot sew wee onez R price lezz !!! we can see why momz a way….N shrimp….19 boy friendz…what happened ta 20, 21 & 23….did they mooove a way !!!!! 😉 glad everee onez doin grate anda happee week a head two all ~~~~~~ ♥♥♥

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    • Thank you deer furiend! I ditched those dudes – number 20 had a wide and 24 kittens in Florida, number 21 couldn’t stay out of the kat chat rooms, and #23 ditched me fur a Flippin HAIRLESS KAT!! 😾*Sharpens claws *

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