FURiday Fuzzball Funnies

Hey there, peeps! ๐ŸญTwitchy Twilight here – (aka. The Albino Flea / Toast)…

Shrimp told me I’ve been slacking off on posting in her place and she threatened to send a lightening bolt after me to fry my tail if I don’t “straighten up”- so I have to do things EXACTLY the way she wants or else!

Geez- I thought kats got nicer after going over the Rainbow Bridge! *runs under the bed *< img src=”https://cattitudechronicles.files.wordpress.com/2017/11/img_7223-3.png&#8221; height=”256″ class=”wp-image-4267″ width=”386″>< img src=”https://cattitudechronicles.files.wordpress.com/2017/11/img_7303.png&#8221; height=”749″ class=”wp-image-4253″ width=”500″>< img src=”https://cattitudechronicles.files.wordpress.com/2017/11/img_7306.jpg&#8221; height=”640″ class=”wp-image-4254″ width=”800″>< img src=”https://cattitudechronicles.files.wordpress.com/2017/11/img_7301.png&#8221; height=”333″ class=”wp-image-4255″ width=”499″>< img src=”https://cattitudechronicles.files.wordpress.com/2017/11/img_7305.png&#8221; height=”754″ class=”wp-image-4261″ width=”499″>< img src=”https://cattitudechronicles.files.wordpress.com/2017/11/img_7298.png&#8221; height=”500″ class=”wp-image-4257″ width=”500″>< img src=”https://cattitudechronicles.files.wordpress.com/2017/11/img_7300.png&#8221; height=”570″ class=”wp-image-4258″ width=”625″>< img src=”https://cattitudechronicles.files.wordpress.com/2017/11/img_7299.png&#8221; height=”383″ class=”wp-image-4259″ width=”500″>< img src=”https://cattitudechronicles.files.wordpress.com/2017/11/img_7307.png&#8221; height=”390″ class=”wp-image-4260″ width=”500″>< img src=”https://cattitudechronicles.files.wordpress.com/2017/11/img_7224.png&#8221; height=”666″ class=”wp-image-4264″ width=”500″>< Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger ๐Ÿญ

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Ways we kats are just like you

Hey there, peeps! ๐Ÿญ

Twitchy Twilight here with some ways that we kats are just like you – (only cuter)!

1.) We also make decisions we later regret.

2.) We also wonder what to do with our (9) lives.

3.) We also need coffee to help us get going in the morning…(Or any other time of day).

*You say your Kat doesn’t drink coffee? That’s why he sleeps all day! *

4.) We also put things places and forget where we put them.

5.) We also don’t take calls from numbers we don’t recognize – (or numbers we do recognize).

6,) We also like to tell others how to do their jobs.

7.) We also try to get the baby to sleep – *despurrately*

8.) We also want to tell people what we think – *good thing we can’t!*

๐Ÿญ Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger ๐Ÿญ

Monday Morning Plotting

Hey there, peeps! ๐Ÿญ Twitchy Twilight here getting ready for another Monday morning.

t may not look like I’m getting ready for anything, but I am. Because while the human is getting ready to go take care of the littlest Creature, I’m busy planning my own activities for the day – (the ones the human doesn’t know about)!

It starts with me checking out the nice, warm pile of clean laundry she left on the couch for my inspection. I have to make sure it smells fresh enough and feels soft enough – then of course, as Shrimp taught me, I have to be sure to deposit some fresh fur on them so she knows I approve.

And if I don’t approve (according to Shrimp), I’m supposed to deposit a hairball in a really obvious place – but there’s problem with that plan… My fur isn’t as long and silky as Shrimp’s was, so I have a really hard time producing a hairball!

After I inspect the laundry, I have the rest of the day to stay in thanks to the constant pouring rain and wind, so I’ll have to entertain myself with the human’s jewelry, and makeup brushes (so much fun to drag into the litterbox and bury them)! ๐Ÿ˜ธ

I don’t know what I’ll do after that, since the shower curtain seems to be permanently attached no matter how hard I swing on it- but I’ll figure something out –

And now for some whipped cream,…

And then…

A nap! ๐Ÿญ

A Purrsonal Message from Twitchy Twilight (& Can Opener)

Hey there peeps – Twitchy Twilight here with a purrsonal message for you humans. ๐Ÿญ

You may be wondering why I haven’t posted for a few days – Well, that’s because beginning a few days before Halloween, things started happening to 3 of the Can Opener’s dearest friends.

The friend she had in Hospice care (J.)- (the one who had so many kats she took in and was very precious), died.

My Can Opener had not been able to go see her before she passed, because she was watching the creatures every day (and only closest family was allowed to visit).

But her neighbor and best friend – (K.)- (with whom she had visited the friend in Hospice previously), had been going to see her and stayed with her constantly so she wouldn’t die alone.

This meant that in addition to watching the Creature and its baby sister every day, the Human also took care of K.’s bunny every day because she couldn’t be with her dying friend around the clock and also take care of her bunny.

Then, when J. – (In Hospice care) passed, Kelly and my Can Opener took it really hard. Kelly was also sick herself – but had to keep going and didn’t get much rest. She was worn out in every imaginable way. So the human (Can Opener)- kept taking care of her bunny every morning and night before and after taking care of the Creatures.

K. was so sick she was not able to eat, and was in constant pain. And right when she thought things might be able to settle down and she would be able to rest and start to feel better, she got a call at 4:00 am on Halloween from the emergency room at the hospital and a nurse told her that she needed to get there fast. Her youngest son had been attacked and left for dead and he had a fractured skull.

As you can imagine, K’s stress level shot to the danger zone. She went from pushing herself to be there for a friend in Hospice care, to pushing herself to be there for her seriously injured son in the hospital.

Her son is now out of the hospital, but has several smaller fractures leading from the main fracture, and will never get his hearing back on that side, and has nerve damage in his face and is in severe pain.

All this time Kelly herself was severely sick and knew she needed a doctor, but couldn’t find the time to get there.

Meanwhile, the human’s next door neighbor and also best friend, Sonya, discovered that in a recent surgery to remove her thyroid, a tumor the size of a walnut was found and after the doctors studied it, they told her it was a rare cancer that spreads quickly throughout the body and she needs to start radiation therapy immediately.

That means she will not be able to be with her kids or grandkids for the holidays, or even be around other people at all for several days after her treatments.

Right after Kelly’s soon got released from the hospital, Kelly had one day at home before she got a high fever and began to throw up and be unable to eat anything and her pain increased.

She went to the doctor and found herself admitted to the hospital immediately. She was septic.

She is now out of the hospital thanks to catching it early and massive doses of antibiotics –

Meanwhile, the human has been (and still is)- doing everything she can to encourage, comfort and help Kelly and Sonya when she’s not watching the Creatures, and before / after.

So, I haven’t been posting, simply because I’ve had my paws full trying to take care of the human while she’s trying to take care of her friends and her Creatures and grand-creatures.

In fact, I’m going a little wild myself!

So whatever you do, DON’T TAKE YOUR LOVED ONES FOR GRANTED – and make sure they know you love them – because you never know when you may not get another chance to tell them.

And PLEASE – IF YOU TAKE CARE OF OTHERS – TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF TOO!

Please be patient with us and we’ll be back soon. We’ve needed a break. ๐Ÿญ

 

Ps. We love and miss you all. ๐Ÿ’–

Just Sayin’

Hey there, peeps! ๐Ÿญ

Twitchy Twilight here – I was just thinking about how Shrimp used to get so upset that people were still getting dogs for pets when we kats are so superior…

But I have to say, I think dogs can actually be quite useful for us kats. For example…

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They make dog beds bigger than kat beds.

๐Ÿ”บ I hear they taste pawsome too!

๐Ÿ”บ They can be quite Purrtective of us tiny kitties (and our can openers).

๐Ÿ”บ They’re fun for playing horsey.

๐Ÿ”บ No matter what got eaten, broken, or lost, HE DID IT!

๐Ÿ”บ They make for some fun scientific experiments!

๐Ÿ”บ They’re great practice for sharpening our mouse hunting skills!

๐Ÿ”บThey help us stay in shape!

๐Ÿ”บThey keep us entertained.