Monday Mischief: What your Kat does when you’re not home 

Greetings Humans! 😺 ☕️ 

If you look at the picture above, you can see that a very unFURtunate dragonfly was caught by the “Nut Bucket”–  (Twitchy Twilight) and became our toy while the human was outside reading yesterday.

You can imagine her surprise when she came inside and Twilight’s “offering” was laid at her feet expectancy by Nut Bucket, who immediately slammed her paw down on its fluttering wing to keep it from escaping before the human could partake of her “snack.”

Nut Bucket couldn’t understand why the human didn’t pounce on it and have lunch.

In fact, she was really not that thrilled that Twitchy brought it inside at all – but if she thinks THAT is bad, she should see what most kats do when their humans aren’t home! 😹

Here’s a few examples;


See? What we did isn’t so bad!! 😹 

   🐭 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐭 

Shrimp & Twilight’s   Caturday Capers 

Greetings Humans! 😺 ☕️ 

Twilight and I spent the day being our usual cool, adorable selves, chasing dragonflies and butterflies and I played Gargoyle being the lookout while Twitchy Twilight went to spy on The Creature and the ittiest bittiest Creature to see how Serafina is surviving life with the tiny grabby thing.

But I caught her just lounging instead in the backyard… so I dispatched her again to go spy on the creatures and Serafina, and after awhile she hadn’t returned so I went looking fur her – 

And I found her in the house playing with the human while I was toiling all day in the hot sun being a gargoyle playing lookout fur her!  *Sharpens claws* 

But then, I saw that she was having fun, so I decided I was entitled to a break from all my hard work, so I started playing  too- (why should she have all the fun)?

And when we were done playing, I checked the human’s iPhone, and discovered Twilight HAD spied on them (and the results were disappointing)- as it turns out, appurrently Serafina is adjusting quite well to the little grabby thing…

Here she is in the grabby thing’s bed! TRAITOR! 😾

And just look at this – the Creature’s already teaching the ittiest bittiest Creature how to harass us kats! The little thing isn’t even eating solid food yet! 🙀

And from the looks of it, the grabby thing is LOVING her plots…

Oh great.
I think I’m going to call the FBI (Feline Bureau of Investigation)- we need some serious help here! 

Flippin WordPress!

Greetings Humans!!

I miss all of you, but haven’t posted today because every time I’ve tried, I haven’t been able to upload pictures. I have tried countless times, and I’m getting extremely furrustrated!

I have the human trying to fix it fur me, but so far nothing has worked! If any of you have run into this purroblem before, please let me know what I can do – because I have a LOT of tattling to do in that little Albino Flea!

Thank you – Shrimp 😾