Just some cuteness to start your day!
Just some cuteness to start your day!
Twilight and I spent the day being our usual cool, adorable selves, chasing dragonflies and butterflies and I played Gargoyle being the lookout while Twitchy Twilight went to spy on The Creature and the ittiest bittiest Creature to see how Serafina is surviving life with the tiny grabby thing.
But I caught her just lounging instead in the backyard… so I dispatched her again to go spy on the creatures and Serafina, and after awhile she hadn’t returned so I went looking fur her –
But then, I saw that she was having fun, so I decided I was entitled to a break from all my hard work, so I started playing too- (why should she have all the fun)?
And when we were done playing, I checked the human’s iPhone, and discovered Twilight HAD spied on them (and the results were disappointing)- as it turns out, appurrently Serafina is adjusting quite well to the little grabby thing…
Here she is in the grabby thing’s bed! TRAITOR! 😾
And just look at this – the Creature’s already teaching the ittiest bittiest Creature how to harass us kats! The little thing isn’t even eating solid food yet! 🙀
And from the looks of it, the grabby thing is LOVING her plots…
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No – not ME, dummy – keep looking!
I don’t know about you, but around here, any big eyed, grinning little grabby thing with tiny fingers and toes turns these humans into complete babbling idiots in seconds!
They immediately start making silly faces, doing silly things to get a reaction out of the little drool bucket, and they’d jump off a flippin CLIFF to make it stop crying.
Now, of course, I’m “just a kat”- but give me a break! How’s a kat supposed to compete fur attention with that thing around?
No matter how gloriously beautiful I am, the minute that little thing comes into the room, I’m furgotten! All eyes turn to the squealy thing, and it’s all over fur the kat.
See? Told ya!
*I think I’ll go barf on someone’s pillow just to remind them I’m here….*
The last few days around here have been stressful fur the human – so I’ve been taking a break from posting so I could make THIS idiot get some Flippin REST!
She was sad because of all that’s been going on with her furiend, and that she can’t visit her anymore because the doctors won’t allow anyone to visit- (except immediate family).
Then she got sick- (the ittiest bittiest Creature has been sick fur the last couple of weeks)- so she has been feeling pawful fur the last several days and I decided enough is enough!
So, I had her put everything on hold (except fur feeding and spoiling ME, of course) – and made her read and snuggle me so she can be ready to watch the Creatures again today.
I mean, really – do you know what those eyes say to a kat? They say, “RUN!!” 😹
What the Albino Flea and I don’t understand is, why’d they bring it back?
Purrsonally, I think she has a death wish – the humans think so too, because she constantly pounces on me in an effort to make me play. You’d think she’d have learned by now that that’s NOT what will happen.
Got milk? 😺 Got mice? Need to clean some fish? I’m here to help!!
I do a really good job, too- you can even ask my human!
See, a couple of mornings ago, my favorite human (the one that feeds me and grooms me), left at 7:30 in the morning to go watch the tiny grabby thing they call the Creature’s little sister.
When she left, she took out a package of rock thingies from the freezer that looked (and smelled) like STEAK and another rock thingie that looked and smelled suspiciously like CHICKEN – and she told human #2 that the rocks that looked like steak was going to be his dinner, and she was going to have the one that looked like chicken when she got home.
*I never knew humans ate rocks, but whatever…*
Well, she left, and human #2 left after awhile, so I decided to make dinner for them when they got home, since the human is always so tired at the end of the day.
I sat and glared at those rocks all day until the POWER OF MY GLARE softened those rocks, and then, (being the sweet little kitty I am), I worked really hard and unwrapped those rocks (the ones that looked like steak), and took a few big bites out of both of them to make sure they tasted right for the human -(he’s a picky eater)! 😺
Then I immediately got busy working to unwrap and test the chicken rock for my other human- but she had put that one in a weird clear force field of some kind so I couldn’t open it no matter how hard I tried- not even to taste it!
I was really disappointed that I couldn’t open and test her rock too (it seemed unfair somehow)- so, I thought about it for a while ..
I dragged it to my Chewy box that I play in so she could have a nice, cozy box to eat it in!
I even dragged the steak rocks onto the kitchen floor so that as soon as the humans got home, they’d know they could just DIG IN!
YOU SHOULD’VE SEEN the human’s face when she got home at 5:00 and saw that I had their dinner all ready for them!
(Well, she had to look all over the place to find her chicken rock- but it’s okay, because that was part of the fun hide and seek game I’d planned for her to help her relax before dinner)!
She was absolutely speechless at my thoughtfulness!
So, if you need any help getting rid of that annoying milk, or butter, or whipped cream, or cleaning any fish, or dealing with chicken rocks, just dial 1.800.Twi.lite!
(And if Shrimp answers, hang up)!
Greetings Humans!😺 ☕️
It’s baby Creature time!
Singing with Daddy…
It was naptime and Daddy was trying to get things done around the house while Mommy was at work – but that didn’t work out…
Serafina had claimed the baby bouncer while Daddy was feeding baby Lily -and when she had finally fallen asleep and it was time to put her in the bouncer – Serafina wouldn’t move!
Of course!!! 😹 Mol!
Well, the human is grounded -again.
She leaves me alone with Twitchy Twilight all day so she can go play with the Creature and its baby sister.
See- I caught her red-pawed yesterday when I followed her to see exactly why she was taking so long to tend to my very important feeding / grooming / playing schedule.
This is what I found –
Here’s the Creature reading to the ittiest bittiest Creature after school – while the human records it to send to everybody on the flippin planet.
And she was there – all day long!
So, while she’s supposed to be pampering cute little ME, she’s leaving me here with that psychotic albino flea while she coos over the baby Creature and Serafina!
She says all the human does is make its bottles, feed it (several times), burp it, change it, read to it, sing to it, carry it everywhere, play with it, and take pictures of it constantly….