Caturday Crankies

Greetings Humans!😺 ☕️

Well, it’s Caturday finally, and I’m just thrilled.

The Keurig quit working and the human isn’t happy. And, she tried to call the Keurig customer service number today to get the issue resolved, and the customer service office is closed because of Hurricane Harvey!

She went out tonight to get another coffee brewer so she can have coffee in the morning when we all wake up, and Twilight and I are still trying to decide if it stays or not – I guess that depends on how fast she’ll get a cup of coffee brewed when she wakes up.

We’ll see.

Well, enjoy your Caturday! And stay the heck away from wildfires! 💖

🐭 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐭


Kat FURiday Funnies 

Hey there peeps! 🐭 

Twilight here! 

I’m keeping the human entertained today because it’s really boring for her when she can’t talk-  (and when she tries she coughs and sounds all froggy)- and  I think she’s already tired from playing with me right now, so,…

I’m going to brew her some coffee and make her rest so we can read some FURiday kat Funnies together! Join us! 💖

   🐭 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐭 

Kat Diary: Here we go again!

Well, as if there’s not enough Creatures around here, guess what?

Yep. You guessed it. The human got a message from one of their grown Creatures that she’s purregnant! 🙀

She already has a three year old kat nightmare running around terrorizing every kat in the neighborhood – and he’s getting ready to train the new one when it gets here in September!

Don’t let that “innocent” face fool ya!

This is BAD NEWS fur us kats! I keep trying to warn Twitchy Twilight, but that little Albino Flea totally missed out in the brain department, and when I tell her how much trouble these creatures can be for us kats, she laughs!

Flippin moron fleabag!

I mean, there’s already the Creature here – and it’s new baby sister… 

Look at them plotting together! And the ittiest bittiest Creature can’t even talk yet! 

And just look into those bright eyes – 

How can any kat look into those Creature eyes and not feel a wave of panic coming on? 

That’s why I’m calling Serafina and Twitchy Twilight to an emergency conference so we can figure out a way to get these humans SPAYED!

But first I have to get them up,…

Kat Diary: Creature  Feature 

Greetings Humans!😺 ☕️ 

 The last few days around here have been stressful fur the human – so I’ve been taking a break from posting so I could make THIS idiot get some Flippin REST!

She was sad because of all that’s been going on with her furiend, and that she can’t visit her anymore because the doctors won’t allow anyone to visit- (except immediate family).

Then she got sick- (the ittiest bittiest Creature has been sick fur the last couple of weeks)-  so she has been feeling pawful fur the last several days and I decided enough is enough! 

So, I had her put everything on hold (except fur feeding and spoiling ME, of course) – and made her read and snuggle me so she can be ready to watch the Creatures again today.

Better her than me!!😹 

I mean, really – do you know what those eyes say to a kat? They say, “RUN!!” 😹 

This was at the doctor’s office – 

What the Albino Flea and I don’t understand is, why’d they bring it back?

But I don’t understand the Albino Flea, either. 

Purrsonally, I think she has a death wish – the humans think so too, because she constantly pounces on me in an effort to make me play. You’d think she’d have learned by now that that’s NOT what will happen.

Of course, I can always lock her out of the house!! 😹 MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

*just wait till the human leaves…*

Tuesday Tizzy Fit  

Greetings Humans!😺☕️ 

Well, the can opener was down yesterday  -(human was sick)… So she decided to stay home and sip sparkling water and read…

So the Creature's Mom stayed home from work with the littlest Creature and kept disturbing my peace with dings heralding videos and pictures of the little pint sized tornado – (yeah, I know she's "not a tornado yet"- but that's only because she can't stand on her own two feet – but SHE'S TRYING) – and I'm getting packed! 

The can opener tried to tease me with ribbons fur awhile, while the Albino Flea was outside looking fur a bug to terrorize – so I was thrilled at the idea of having the human all to my cute little self all day while that collection of fur was outside- 

Finally I tracked those tricky ribbons into the bed and I GOT THEM!! 😺

But she was having a hard time because her tummy was hurting a lot, so after about ten minutes I purrtended to lose interest so she'd rest and just snuggle me. 

Then when I was sleeping all cozy and having delightful tuna dreams, that FLEA came in and hopped up on the bed next to me and pawed at me to get me to play! 😾

(She let the tuna get away)!!!!!!!!

Of course, I made it clear in no uncertain terms that waking me up and keeping me from catching a 3 ton tuna had better NEVER happen again!

Then the human felt sorry fur that flippin FLEA! Can you believe it!!? 

(Slinks under the bed to pout)