FURiday Fuzzball Funnies

Hey there, peeps! 🐭Twitchy Twilight here – (aka. The Albino Flea / Toast)…

Shrimp told me I’ve been slacking off on posting in her place and she threatened to send a lightening bolt after me to fry my tail if I don’t “straighten up”- so I have to do things EXACTLY the way she wants or else!

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Ways we kats are just like you

Hey there, peeps! 🐭

Twitchy Twilight here with some ways that we kats are just like you – (only cuter)!

1.) We also make decisions we later regret.

2.) We also wonder what to do with our (9) lives.

3.) We also need coffee to help us get going in the morning…(Or any other time of day).

*You say your Kat doesn’t drink coffee? That’s why he sleeps all day! *

4.) We also put things places and forget where we put them.

5.) We also don’t take calls from numbers we don’t recognize – (or numbers we do recognize).

6,) We also like to tell others how to do their jobs.

7.) We also try to get the baby to sleep – *despurrately*

8.) We also want to tell people what we think – *good thing we can’t!*

🐭 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐭

Monday Morning Plotting

Hey there, peeps! 🐭 Twitchy Twilight here getting ready for another Monday morning.

t may not look like I’m getting ready for anything, but I am. Because while the human is getting ready to go take care of the littlest Creature, I’m busy planning my own activities for the day – (the ones the human doesn’t know about)!

It starts with me checking out the nice, warm pile of clean laundry she left on the couch for my inspection. I have to make sure it smells fresh enough and feels soft enough – then of course, as Shrimp taught me, I have to be sure to deposit some fresh fur on them so she knows I approve.

And if I don’t approve (according to Shrimp), I’m supposed to deposit a hairball in a really obvious place – but there’s problem with that plan… My fur isn’t as long and silky as Shrimp’s was, so I have a really hard time producing a hairball!

After I inspect the laundry, I have the rest of the day to stay in thanks to the constant pouring rain and wind, so I’ll have to entertain myself with the human’s jewelry, and makeup brushes (so much fun to drag into the litterbox and bury them)! 😸

I don’t know what I’ll do after that, since the shower curtain seems to be permanently attached no matter how hard I swing on it- but I’ll figure something out –

And now for some whipped cream,…

And then…

A nap! 🐭

Just Sayin’

Hey there, peeps! 🐭

Twitchy Twilight here – I was just thinking about how Shrimp used to get so upset that people were still getting dogs for pets when we kats are so superior…

But I have to say, I think dogs can actually be quite useful for us kats. For example…

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They make dog beds bigger than kat beds.

πŸ”Ί I hear they taste pawsome too!

πŸ”Ί They can be quite Purrtective of us tiny kitties (and our can openers).

πŸ”Ί They’re fun for playing horsey.

πŸ”Ί No matter what got eaten, broken, or lost, HE DID IT!

πŸ”Ί They make for some fun scientific experiments!

πŸ”Ί They’re great practice for sharpening our mouse hunting skills!

πŸ”ΊThey help us stay in shape!

πŸ”ΊThey keep us entertained.

Kat Diary: Monday…. Again

Hey there, peeps! 🐭

Twitchy Twilight here with the sad news that It’s Monday again.

I know you humans hate Mondays – but I really, really, really, REALLY hate them!

All weekend the humans stay home with me and spoil me and my favorite human plays with me on and off all day – then here comes Monday, and POOF! She’s gone again!

And I don’t like it one little bit!

And now I’ll have to try to entertain my cute little self all day while she’s gone and it’s pouring rain outside.

o, it looks like it’s time for me to do some redecorating…. I think I’ll start with the kitchen curtains – (they block my view of the back yard),…

And then I’ll do something about that new floor steamer that hisses at me, and then I’ll see if there’s anything fun in the trash and show the humans what RECYCLING Really is!

And then, I’ll do what any other normal bored Kat would do…. Bring my friends in and have a BOX PARTY! 🐭

πŸ’–*A Kat’s gotta do what a Kat’s gotta do* πŸ’–