Then she took it in MY BACKYARD on a blanket and sat in the sun playing with it!
But she couldn’t get any pictures of that, because she was too busy holding it up on the air and kissing its belly and listening to it laugh- (I have to admit, even I liked hearing that – but if you tell anybody, I swear I’ll send you an industrial strength hairball the likes of which you’ve NEVER SEEN BEFORE)!! 😼
Then the human didn’t want it to get sunburned so she moved it into the front yard in the shade…(There went my plan fur a surprise attack)!
There the cooing and cuddling continued until I felt sick at my stomach from all that gushing…
Furtunately, even the grabby thing got tired of it and started crying and the human said it needed a nap. My thoughts exactly! What took the moron so long to catch on?
I wasn’t happy about this… But…
This time. *sigh*
Well, I tried to hide it from the human, but she decided to clean my ears last week, and discovered in spite of all my efforts to hide it that I’m not feeling well.
She looked at my right ear first and found nothing wrong – but then she decided to check the left ear, and she saw that it hurt me when she touched it – and then she noticed it was all red inside and it was draining!
The next thing I knew, I was in a carrier headed to the vet!
I was trying my best not to let her know I didn’t feel well, but I knew she suspected something, because she’d seen me scratching at my ear and she had noticed that noise seemed to bother me.
Well, now she has to give me ear medicine every day (which I HATE)- and eye medicine twice a day (conjunctivitis) – (which I HATE even more)- and I was scared out of my cute little mind!
I wailed as pathetically as I could all the way to the vet, hoping the human would change her mind and furget the whole thing – but if course, she didn’t – but then I felt better as soon as I knew we were going home again…
That is, until The Albino Flea decided to come sniff me out and wanted all the juicy details!
Until she saw the human being out the treats! (Fur Me)!
Now,… I have to find a way to get the human to take The Albino Flea back to the vet so I can laugh at HER!!
It’s been busy around here this week – and Shrimp hasn’t been feeling well, so the human took her to the vet yesterday and Shrimp will be posting about it when she feels better.
Right now I want to show you all some ways that we kats think just like you! Enjoy!