And the Paper Wars rage on…


Greetings Humans! ๐Ÿ˜บ โ˜•๏ธ 

Twitchy Twilight still just doesn’t get it – she has it stuck in that that triangle shaped head of hers that all this nice, fun paper is just fur her. 

Even after all my discussions with her! I think she thinks that if she ignores me long enough, maybe I’ll begin to think she’s right – the little flea brain!


Every time I pounce on the paper to entertain myself, here comes that little Albino Flea out of the flippin woodwork to try to run me right off it – but I’m not going anywhere! 

Look – I mean just LOOK at how she tunnels inside the Paper and tries to hide so she can scare me out of it! But I can always tell she’s there -just lurking under the surface…


And when the human tries to play with me, out pops that little white head and she plows right into my path like a flippin BULL!!

And the next thing I know, the battle’s -on again to defend my rights to MY PAPER!


–and my TOYS, and my treats, and my human!

Hey – I have an idea! Maybe I can stuff her into a suitcase and pack her off fur “summer camp!!” ๐Ÿ˜บ

I’m sure they have one in the North Pole … ๐Ÿ˜ผ

Kat diaryย 

Greetings humans!๐Ÿ˜บ โ˜•๏ธ 

I was a very good kitty and kept my human from making a really BIG MISTAKE today!

She was filling out her ballot first thing this morning, and I helped – I made sure she couldn’t seal it up and send it off so she wouldn’t vote fur the wrong purrson, because I saw the choices fur PURRedsident, and Grumpy Kat wasn’t one of them! 

And she didn’t have my appurroval fur any of them.


It’s a good thing I decided to nap on those envelopes! Who knows what disaster I purrvented?

Of course, the human doesn’t see it that way, but I’m sure that when she recovers from the scratches all over her hands, she’ll thank me. ๐Ÿ˜น


Meanwhile, the Creature has been following all the debates with her parents and she was telling Serafina all about it…

Honestly, I think Serafina wants the Creature to be Purresident-(she’s totally under the Creature’s spell)!๐Ÿ™€


Can a mermaid be Purresident?


Hmm,….