Greetings Humans! 😺 ☕️
Twitchy Twilight still just doesn’t get it – she has it stuck in that that triangle shaped head of hers that all this nice, fun paper is just fur her.
Even after all my discussions with her! I think she thinks that if she ignores me long enough, maybe I’ll begin to think she’s right – the little flea brain!
Every time I pounce on the paper to entertain myself, here comes that little Albino Flea out of the flippin woodwork to try to run me right off it – but I’m not going anywhere!
Look – I mean just LOOK at how she tunnels inside the Paper and tries to hide so she can scare me out of it! But I can always tell she’s there -just lurking under the surface…
And when the human tries to play with me, out pops that little white head and she plows right into my path like a flippin BULL!!
And the next thing I know, the battle’s -on again to defend my rights to MY PAPER!
–and my TOYS, and my treats, and my human!
Hey – I have an idea! Maybe I can stuff her into a suitcase and pack her off fur “summer camp!!” 😺
I’m sure they have one in the North Pole … 😼
Greetings humans!😺 ☕️
I was a very good kitty and kept my human from making a really BIG MISTAKE today!
She was filling out her ballot first thing this morning, and I helped – I made sure she couldn’t seal it up and send it off so she wouldn’t vote fur the wrong purrson, because I saw the choices fur PURRedsident, and Grumpy Kat wasn’t one of them!
And she didn’t have my appurroval fur any of them.
It’s a good thing I decided to nap on those envelopes! Who knows what disaster I purrvented?
Of course, the human doesn’t see it that way, but I’m sure that when she recovers from the scratches all over her hands, she’ll thank me. 😹
Meanwhile, the Creature has been following all the debates with her parents and she was telling Serafina all about it…
Honestly, I think Serafina wants the Creature to be Purresident-(she’s totally under the Creature’s spell)!🙀
Can a mermaid be Purresident?