Shrimp & Twilight’s ย  Caturday Capersย 


Greetings Humans! ๐Ÿ˜บ โ˜•๏ธ 

Twilight and I spent the day being our usual cool, adorable selves, chasing dragonflies and butterflies and I played Gargoyle being the lookout while Twitchy Twilight went to spy on The Creature and the ittiest bittiest Creature to see how Serafina is surviving life with the tiny grabby thing.

But I caught her just lounging instead in the backyard… so I dispatched her again to go spy on the creatures and Serafina, and after awhile she hadn’t returned so I went looking fur her – 


And I found her in the house playing with the human while I was toiling all day in the hot sun being a gargoyle playing lookout fur her!  *Sharpens claws* 

But then, I saw that she was having fun, so I decided I was entitled to a break from all my hard work, so I started playing  too- (why should she have all the fun)?

And when we were done playing, I checked the human’s iPhone, and discovered Twilight HAD spied on them (and the results were disappointing)- as it turns out, appurrently Serafina is adjusting quite well to the little grabby thing…

Here she is in the grabby thing’s bed! TRAITOR! ๐Ÿ˜พ

And just look at this – the Creature’s already teaching the ittiest bittiest Creature how to harass us kats! The little thing isn’t even eating solid food yet! ๐Ÿ™€

And from the looks of it, the grabby thing is LOVING her plots…

Oh great.
I think I’m going to call the FBI (Feline Bureau of Investigation)- we need some serious help here! 

Tuesday Tattletailย 


Hey Peeps! 

Twitchy Twilight here! ๐Ÿญ

The human says all of you purrobably think we all fell off the face of the earth because Shrimp hasn’t posted for awhile – well guess what? 

I’m going to tell you WHY! (Just don’t tell Shrimp I tattled on her)! 

See, really the humans are all doing fine – except our favorite human (the one who feeds us, and brushes us and spoils us), has been so busy for the last couple of weeks, that she has to schedule time to BREATHE!

Why? Well, because in addition to her quarterly business thingies, and her usual running the house, cleaning, cooking, etc, there’s this-


And this….


And they keep her busy all day so when she gets home sometimes she can barely keep her eyes open through dinner!

BUT… 

Wanna know why Shrimp hasn’t been posting? 

Well, a few days ago, the human got home and let us outside, and told us she had to get up at 5 am the next day to watch the little grabby thing, so we’d have to come inside no later than 10:00.

As soon as we were outside, Shrimp said, “She’s not my real mom! I’m gonna go see my boyfriend!” ๐Ÿ™€
And she DID!! ALL 19 OF THEM!


So, the poor human waited up (half asleep) way past 10:00, and Shrimp finally came home at 12:30! 

And when she came home, she had burrs in her fur, and needed a bath. 

Well, the human wasn’t about to give her a bath at 12:30 am, so she had to wait till she got home the next day – and Shrimp didn’t like it at ALL! 


So, she HID the human’s iPhone! 

(And was chatting with her 19 boyfriends on it from under the bed)… Until the human finally figured out why she couldn’t find her phone and took it back, while I just pretended not to know anything, and investigated the big feather thingie that suddenly appeared!

โ€‹
Uh oh…


It looks like some of Shrimp’s boyfriends want to have a word with the human! ๐Ÿ™€

Gotta go!




Monday Cattitude


Greetings Humans! ๐Ÿ˜บโ˜•๏ธ

Well its Monday again- and I’m not feeling very cheery today because the Human is going to be spending the day with the Creature and its baby sister, spoiling THEM instead of cute little me.



See what I mean? 

And all because “it’s summer now and school’s out!” ๐Ÿ˜พ Well, MAKE IT START AGAIN! 

Twitchy Twilight and I want our human here (Creature-less) all day to spoil us and play with us and she just WON’T co-operate!


That means that not only will Twitchy Twilight and I have to entertain ourselves today, but when the human gets home, all we’ll hear about its how “darling” the littlest creature is. 




Oh yay.

Wake us up when it’s over!


*pout*

And the Paper Wars rage on…


Greetings Humans! ๐Ÿ˜บ โ˜•๏ธ 

Twitchy Twilight still just doesn’t get it – she has it stuck in that that triangle shaped head of hers that all this nice, fun paper is just fur her. 

Even after all my discussions with her! I think she thinks that if she ignores me long enough, maybe I’ll begin to think she’s right – the little flea brain!


Every time I pounce on the paper to entertain myself, here comes that little Albino Flea out of the flippin woodwork to try to run me right off it – but I’m not going anywhere! 

Look – I mean just LOOK at how she tunnels inside the Paper and tries to hide so she can scare me out of it! But I can always tell she’s there -just lurking under the surface…


And when the human tries to play with me, out pops that little white head and she plows right into my path like a flippin BULL!!

And the next thing I know, the battle’s -on again to defend my rights to MY PAPER!


–and my TOYS, and my treats, and my human!

Hey – I have an idea! Maybe I can stuff her into a suitcase and pack her off fur “summer camp!!” ๐Ÿ˜บ

I’m sure they have one in the North Pole … ๐Ÿ˜ผ

Kat Diary: The Paper Wars


Greetings Humans!๐Ÿ˜บ โ˜•๏ธ 

I slept in this morning because the human is off from watching the ittiest bittiest Creature fur this week and it felt good to just keep snuggling with her while she slept  – laying on her pillow- across her face – kneading my paws on her cheek – I don’t know why she woke up so grumpy… ๐Ÿ˜น

Anyway, instead of waking up at 5:00 am, she slept until she was ready to get up, then I raced her to the kitchen fur breakfast.


It took furever though fur her to get around to feeding us, thanks to that flippin Keurig that always gets her full attention before anything else…

Twilight and I have plans fur that turquoise chunk of plastic – but first we have to settle what the human calls “the Paper Wars!”

See, Twilight thinks that the big 14 ft long piece of paper that came in our Chewy box a couple of days ago with our kitty litter order is Hers –

But I have seniority -(and I’m cuter)- so I say it’s MINE.

We tried talking about it – then Twilight committed the unpardonable (kat) sin-

Playing with MY PAPER!

THIS MEANS WAR! 

But unfurtunately, the human won’t give us treats if we keep fighting – so fur now, we’ve “come to an understanding…”


(Until she’s gone again)! 

MWAHAHAHAHA!!๐Ÿ˜น 

Your Kats’ Weekend plansย 


Greetings Humans!๐Ÿ˜บ 

Shrimp here – reminding you all that just as you humans like to plan fun things on your weekends, we kats do too – and you might be surprised at some of the activities we plan…

Fur example;

Visiting the local milk bar. ๐Ÿ˜บ


Going to the (kat) spa.


Catching some rays.


Helping a furiend.


Going fishing. *licks chops*


Checking out the fridge.


Grabbing a quick treat- (or two, or a bucket full)!


Having a sleepover. ๐Ÿ’ค


Visiting the local village idiot.


And of course, napping!

Have a pawsome weekend!



        ๐Ÿ  Photos courtesy of Pinterest ๐Ÿ 

Kat Diary: It’s SPRINGTIME!ย 


Greetings Humans! ๐Ÿ˜บโ˜•๏ธ

Dude! Its finally SPRINGTIME! 

UNFURTUNATELY, we have the serenading male kats around to purrove it.

The human has been watching like a hawk fur those flea-bitten furry marauders that have been showing up here at 5:30 am and every evening (when she lets us out to play)- and there are 3 strays that come together and serenade us and hang around waiting for an opportunity to pounce on us! 

I think they’ve finally gotten the hint from the human though- they’ve discovered she’s got really great reflexes when it comes to purrtecting me and the Albino Flea- I’ve never seen her use that garden hose as much as she has this last week!! But somehow, those strays don’t seem real impressed with her skills……Mol!

Mwahahahaha!!!!!!!! ๐Ÿ˜น

She stays outside with us so we can enjoy our cute little selves and do our daily bug and squirrel hunting in peace- and then, when it’s time to go in…


Twilight goes shopping!! (She gets the cupboards, I go fur the fridge)! ๐Ÿ˜น

Then, while the human makes dinner fur herself and human #2, Twilight asks for the human to put the big clump of paper that came in the Chewy box with our last food arrival into the big, comfy chair so she can nap on it-

We love that paper! Thanks Chewy.com!

Speaking of Chewy,… ๐Ÿ˜บ

Our human also made our furry little day by presenting us with her latest surprise from Chewy.com– check it out dudes!

Oh my FLEAS!!!! WE LOVE THESE THINGS! We have informed the human that she now has to order these every week (so we never run out)…

She bought them fur me after my ear infection, because I was so miserable that I growled at her when she gave me my ear drops- the first time She gave me one was immediately after my ear treatment and they were so yummy, I furgot why I was so mad at her! 

Now I don’t growl at her anymore because I know she’ll reward me with some of these when she’s done! And they were delivered right to the door (where I was waiting to snag them before the Albino Flea could)! ๐Ÿ˜น

And now- its time fur a nap!