Greetings from Beyond (the Rainbow Bridge)!

Greetings Humans – ๐Ÿ˜บ

Shrimp here wishing you all a Happy New Year from Beyond the Rainbow Bridge! ‘m still hanging around- (I have to keep an eye on things around here, because these humans don’t have the brains of a flippin Banana)!

Well, tomorrow the littlest Creature (the loud , I mean LOUDEST – one) – I mean grabbiest one – is going to be a whole YEAR old!

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ank goodness I'm invisible now so she can't grab me anymore!

And the Albino Flea is downright pathetic – <<
e's actually wearing a little bow now (I thought I raised her better than that)!

And although she's doing a good job of keeping the human occupied, she's not doing the most important things I taught her -(you know, chasing dogs out of the neighborhood, training kittens to be respectable kats, and shredding the couch).

However, she finally got the idea of nipping at the human's feet in the morning to get her breakfast sooner (after only 3 months of me talking to her in dreams)!

*shakes head * <

t least she remembers to NEVER act like she likes the toys the human buys fur her – she's careful to only play with them while the human's gone!! ๐Ÿ˜น

Maybe there’s hope fur her yet!

Mol!๐Ÿ˜น

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The spirit of Shrimp is upon me to….

Give death glares…. (Or at least try to)!

Why?

Because the human is ruining my lives and eating all my tuna!

First, she was watching the two creatures all last week and the biggest Creature was sick (REALLY SICK).

So, she was too tired to play with me when she got home (for more than a few minutes), and she wouldn’t let me out because it was “too cold and wet out.”

And then she got sick!

All weekend she’s been sick, and today she’s worse. But she’s not in the last bit interested in playing, so I’ll have to entertain myself…

I like the shiny new beaded bracelet… But I can’t make the beads fly apart!

Time to explore a little more….

Why is she laughing at me getting stuck?

What does she mean I’m “getting too big” for my kat tree? I’m not fat!

It’s a good thing she’s sick – if she wasn’t, I’d have to attack her toes for that!

Monday Mischief from beyond the Rainbow Bridge

Greetings Humans! ๐Ÿ˜บโ˜•๏ธ Shrimp here popping in from Beyond the Rainbow Bridge!

You know, when I left that little Albino Flea in charge, she was supposed to be posting fur ME!

But what she did was ignore all my instructions! She hasn’t posted ONE flippin post about those useless shaggy things called dogs -So she is hereby FIRED! ๐Ÿ˜ผ

MEANWHILE, as you can see,….

I Inspired the ittiest bittiest Creature to “say hello” to Serafina fur me!

Mwahahahaha!!๐Ÿ˜น

UnFURtunately, Serafina is a lot more tolerant than I’d hoped. Hmmmm.

I am however, having fun with making the Albino Flea see things thst “aren’t there!” ๐Ÿ˜น MOL!

You should see the human’s face when The Flea is seeing things! I still haven’t been able to trick her into shredding the curtains yet, but don’t worry – I will!

Sometimes the Flea tries to hide from me..,

But sooner or later she decides its safe and comes out fur more (of my) fun!

I also caught the Albino Flea in the kitchen cabinets looking fur mischief and alerted the human –

But dangit – the human thought it was “the cutest thing EVER!” ๐Ÿ˜พ

I just can’t win!

So then, I tempted the Little Flea to grab some of the humans ‘ Frosted Mini wheats that she likes to nibble on in the morning while she’s waking up…

Turned out that plan backfired too- the Flea loved them and the human thought it was CUTE!!

*GROWL*

Just Sayin’

Hey there, peeps! ๐Ÿญ

Twitchy Twilight here – I was just thinking about how Shrimp used to get so upset that people were still getting dogs for pets when we kats are so superior…

But I have to say, I think dogs can actually be quite useful for us kats. For example…

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They make dog beds bigger than kat beds.

๐Ÿ”บ I hear they taste pawsome too!

๐Ÿ”บ They can be quite Purrtective of us tiny kitties (and our can openers).

๐Ÿ”บ They’re fun for playing horsey.

๐Ÿ”บ No matter what got eaten, broken, or lost, HE DID IT!

๐Ÿ”บ They make for some fun scientific experiments!

๐Ÿ”บ They’re great practice for sharpening our mouse hunting skills!

๐Ÿ”บThey help us stay in shape!

๐Ÿ”บThey keep us entertained.

Happy Halloween

Greetings Humans! ๐Ÿ˜บ

Shrimp here popping in from beyond the Rainbow Bridge to wish all you mortals a scary, freaky, harrowing – I mean HAPPY Halloween!

And fur all you kats or there who want to go trick or treating fur nip, furget it. It ain’t gonna happen. Those flippin humans only think of candy!

Meanwhile, just WAIT till you see the costume I made the humans get fur Twitchy Twilight!! ๐Ÿ˜น

MWAHAHAHAHA!!! ๐Ÿ˜น

๐Ÿ˜บ Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger ๐Ÿ˜บ

Kat Diary: Creature Feature

Hey there, peeps! ๐Ÿญ Twitchy Twilight here – Shrimp told me to do a Creature Feature – now that’s she’s not afraid of them anymore, she wants me to watch over them and make sure they’re trained to be good kat slaves.

*Oh yeah- let ME get mauled to death- thanks, Shrimp!*<<<
is is the Creature (the one Shrimp grew up with)- carving her Pumpkin last night –

๐Ÿ”ผ This is the human’s grandcreatures that they don’t see very often – and the new ittiest bittiest Creature that was just born in September (it’s A GIRL)!

๐Ÿ”ผ And her big brother in his Halloween costume!!

๐Ÿ”ผ He loves his new baby sister! I think he would eventually be a good kat slave – but the purroblems is, he’s growing up by dogs.

Sad. I don’t know how Shrimp expects me to fix that one!

๐Ÿ”ผ Well, at least there’s hope for this one!

Lessons fur the Discerning Kat

Hey there peeps!

Twitchy Twilight here! ๐Ÿญ<

I dreamed about Shrimp last night –

In my dream she told me that now that she’s over the Rainbow Bridge, she needs me to pick up where she left off with her “Lessons fur the discerning Kat.”

She said if I didn’t, she’d “purrsonally see to it” that I never catch another mouse for the rest of my life!” ๐Ÿ™€

So, here we go with Lesson One:

Don’t believeย everything your humans tell you.

If humans can get a job, so can you.

Think twice before adopting a human.

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Never let a mouse (or anything) laugh at you.

Remind the humans who’s boss.

And don’t forget- Deny everything!

 

๐Ÿญ Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger ๐Ÿญ