Greetings Humans – 😺
Shrimp here wishing you all a Happy New Year from Beyond the Rainbow Bridge! ‘m still hanging around- (I have to keep an eye on things around here, because these humans don’t have the brains of a flippin Banana)!
Well, tomorrow the littlest Creature (the
loud , I mean LOUDEST – one) – I mean grabbiest one – is going to be a whole YEAR old!
ank goodness I'm invisible now so she can't grab me anymore!
And the Albino Flea is downright pathetic – <<
e's actually wearing a little bow now (I thought I raised her better than that)!
And although she's doing a good job of keeping the human occupied, she's not doing the most important things I taught her -(you know, chasing dogs out of the neighborhood, training kittens to be respectable kats, and shredding the couch).
However, she finally got the idea of nipping at the human's feet in the morning to get her breakfast sooner (after only 3 months of me talking to her in dreams)!
*shakes head * <
t least she remembers to NEVER act like she likes the toys the human buys fur her – she's careful to only play with them while the human's gone!! 😹
Maybe there’s hope fur her yet!