Caturday Crankies

Greetings Humans!😺 ☕️

Well, it’s Caturday finally, and I’m just thrilled.

The Keurig quit working and the human isn’t happy. And, she tried to call the Keurig customer service number today to get the issue resolved, and the customer service office is closed because of Hurricane Harvey!

She went out tonight to get another coffee brewer so she can have coffee in the morning when we all wake up, and Twilight and I are still trying to decide if it stays or not – I guess that depends on how fast she’ll get a cup of coffee brewed when she wakes up.

We’ll see.

Well, enjoy your Caturday! And stay the heck away from wildfires! 💖

🐭 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐭

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FURIDAY FUZZBALL FUNNIES

Greetings Humans! 😺 ☕️

I’ve been away fur a few days – (you wouldn’t believe the things a kat has to put up with around here) – I decided to get away before all their craziness could rub off on me, and now I’m rested, and ready to take on the whole bunch of nut jobs!So, how do you like my new look? 😺Twitchy Twilight measuring herself… It works better if you actually look at the tape! Let’s see what my other pals are up to this morning…

Someone’s weight loss goals aren’t going that well.Mol! 😹 I’ll have to try that!Oh! Those poor little kittens need my purrfessional help with those scales…Nobody ever believed me, either!

See? I’ve said all along that nobody needs a dog! Should’ve listened! 😹

🐹 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐹

Shrimp’s Back Porch Report

Greetings Humans!😺☕️Yep – you read that right. Today my report is from the back porch.

We are surrounded by wildfires, and the air around here is thick with smoke – no one is going outside – even the creatures! The human didn’t let me or Nut Bucket stay out either after she took this picture – she’s worried about the smoke affecting our lungs. This has been going on fur days. I’ve been bored out of my cute little mind – so I’ve even started playing with the Albino Flea!

That is, until she makes me mad…

Then she goes to the kat tree and starts pawing at the human to make her play and to get her sympathy! (Spoiled brat kat)!

Of course, the human always feels sorry fur the little flea…

Until she gets a look at my angry eyes glaring at her, then she decides the little furry brat had it coming!! 😹 MOL!

This is how the moon looked last night –

It looked bright red orange fur about the first couple of hours (before the human thought to take a picture)- and the color didn’t come out very well with the iPhone camera – but every night lately it’s looked like a creepy Halloween moon – and the air is thick and heavy.

I miss going outside and showing the neighborhood kats who’s boss- but there’s no way the human is going to let us out again until the air clears- so I’m going to be teaching the Albino Flea some manners meanwhile – let’s hope she learns quickly!

Sunday Creature Feature

Hey there, peeps!

Twitchy Twilight here! 🐭

Well, the Creature’s Dad is still recovering from his car accident, and he is having (worse) pain in his ribs and is supposed to be getting lots of rest –

But the ittiest bittiest Creature didn’t get the memo and hasn’t given him purrmission to take time off!

She’s making sure she keeps a close eye on her daddy, and she’s also “training” Serafina in her spare time (in between learning to talk, learning how to crawl, experimenting with different cry volumes, learning how to paint with her food, and testing everyone’s reflexes and speed when she’s playing).

Here she’s testing how quickly the humans can respond to her rearranging Serafina’s fur –

And at the grocery store, she’s once again testing everyone’s reaction time by seeing how many things she can grab from the shelves before they catch her.

Poor little Critter works so hard, she’s just exhausted at the end of the day!

And speaking of exhausted, so is Shrimp!

She was sick for the last two days and the humans are relieved that she’s better now, and so am I- because now I can harass her again – I mean, PLAY with her again!! 😹

Kat Diary: Creature Feature and Update

Greetings Humans! 😺☕️

I’ve had my paws full around here lately keeping the human calm after the accident the Creatures’ dad had —

She has been with the creatures every day since (even on the weekend and when they went to church)- because he has had constant pain in his ribs and back – and when he takes a deep breath or stands, or holds the ittiest bittiest Creature!

(Picture from a few weeks ago)

He went back to the doctor today so they could take some x-rays and make sure he didn’t have any broken ribs, and he doesn’t! He just got hit really hard and it’s going to take a long time to heal.

Meanwhile, the human is trying to help with the creatures as much as possible so he can rest (and because his medicines make him sleepy).

Speaking of creatures,…

This was a peek -a-boo session while the human was feeding them breakfast the other day –

Then later, playtime at the doctor’s office –

I guess Twitchy and I aren’t the only ones who love crinkley paper!! MOL!😹

I know I haven’t been able to post much lately – but I miss every one of you!

Hopefully things will settle down soon so I get get back to my very important kat business!! 😺

Its Twilight’s Fault

Greetings Humans!😺☕️

Twilight's been running around with her tail straight up feeling like she's the boss since she "rewarded the human" with a disgusting, "fresh mouse" for combing burrs out of her fur when she was naughty and went to the stream (where she KNOWS she's not supposed to go)!

The human bought her the new collar because the little toast crumb managed to lose the one she had- not to reward her for going to the stream. 😾

I've about had it with that little nutbucket-

She is so flippin proud of herself for getting that dumb mouse- and everybody knows the human won't eat a mouse anyway- she much prefers bugs.

How do I know?

Because I catch them fur her, and wait until she's half asleep in the morning, putting her empty coffee cup under the Keurig, waiting fur her coffee to brew while she pours cereal into our dish and kibble into her bowl, and then I accidentally "drop" a fly, moth, or whatever the special of the day is right into her mug. 😸

See- Twitchy Twilight's got nothing on me!! Mol! 😹

I think it's time I teach little Twitchypants a thing or two about trying to get attention away from adorable little me.

May the best Kat (me) win.

Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!! 😹