Kat Diary: The Paper Wars


Greetings Humans!๐Ÿ˜บ โ˜•๏ธ 

I slept in this morning because the human is off from watching the ittiest bittiest Creature fur this week and it felt good to just keep snuggling with her while she slept  – laying on her pillow- across her face – kneading my paws on her cheek – I don’t know why she woke up so grumpy… ๐Ÿ˜น

Anyway, instead of waking up at 5:00 am, she slept until she was ready to get up, then I raced her to the kitchen fur breakfast.


It took furever though fur her to get around to feeding us, thanks to that flippin Keurig that always gets her full attention before anything else…

Twilight and I have plans fur that turquoise chunk of plastic – but first we have to settle what the human calls “the Paper Wars!”

See, Twilight thinks that the big 14 ft long piece of paper that came in our Chewy box a couple of days ago with our kitty litter order is Hers –

But I have seniority -(and I’m cuter)- so I say it’s MINE.

We tried talking about it – then Twilight committed the unpardonable (kat) sin-

Playing with MY PAPER!

THIS MEANS WAR! 

But unfurtunately, the human won’t give us treats if we keep fighting – so fur now, we’ve “come to an understanding…”


(Until she’s gone again)! 

MWAHAHAHAHA!!๐Ÿ˜น 

Kat Diary: It’s SPRINGTIME!ย 


Greetings Humans! ๐Ÿ˜บโ˜•๏ธ

Dude! Its finally SPRINGTIME! 

UNFURTUNATELY, we have the serenading male kats around to purrove it.

The human has been watching like a hawk fur those flea-bitten furry marauders that have been showing up here at 5:30 am and every evening (when she lets us out to play)- and there are 3 strays that come together and serenade us and hang around waiting for an opportunity to pounce on us! 

I think they’ve finally gotten the hint from the human though- they’ve discovered she’s got really great reflexes when it comes to purrtecting me and the Albino Flea- I’ve never seen her use that garden hose as much as she has this last week!! But somehow, those strays don’t seem real impressed with her skills……Mol!

Mwahahahaha!!!!!!!! ๐Ÿ˜น

She stays outside with us so we can enjoy our cute little selves and do our daily bug and squirrel hunting in peace- and then, when it’s time to go in…


Twilight goes shopping!! (She gets the cupboards, I go fur the fridge)! ๐Ÿ˜น

Then, while the human makes dinner fur herself and human #2, Twilight asks for the human to put the big clump of paper that came in the Chewy box with our last food arrival into the big, comfy chair so she can nap on it-

We love that paper! Thanks Chewy.com!

Speaking of Chewy,… ๐Ÿ˜บ

Our human also made our furry little day by presenting us with her latest surprise from Chewy.com– check it out dudes!

Oh my FLEAS!!!! WE LOVE THESE THINGS! We have informed the human that she now has to order these every week (so we never run out)…

She bought them fur me after my ear infection, because I was so miserable that I growled at her when she gave me my ear drops- the first time She gave me one was immediately after my ear treatment and they were so yummy, I furgot why I was so mad at her! 

Now I don’t growl at her anymore because I know she’ll reward me with some of these when she’s done! And they were delivered right to the door (where I was waiting to snag them before the Albino Flea could)! ๐Ÿ˜น

And now- its time fur a nap! 

Thursday Therapy: Twilight at your service


Hey there peeps! 

Twilight here! 

Got milk? ๐Ÿ˜บ Got mice? Need to clean some fish? I’m here to help!!

I do a really good job, too- you can even ask my human! 

See, a couple of mornings ago, my favorite human (the one that feeds me and grooms me), left at 7:30 in the morning to go watch the tiny grabby thing they call the Creature’s little sister.


When she left, she took out a package of rock thingies from the freezer that looked (and smelled) like STEAK and another rock thingie that looked and smelled suspiciously like CHICKEN – and she told human #2 that the rocks that looked like steak was going to be his dinner, and she was going to have the one that looked like chicken when she got home.

*I never knew humans ate rocks, but whatever…*

Well, she left, and human #2 left after awhile, so I decided to make dinner for them when they got home, since the human is always so tired at the end of the day.

I sat and glared at those rocks all day until the POWER OF MY GLARE softened those rocks, and then, (being the sweet little kitty I am), I worked really hard and unwrapped those rocks (the ones that looked like steak), and took a few big bites out of both of them to make sure they tasted right for the human -(he’s a picky eater)! ๐Ÿ˜บ

Then I immediately got busy working to unwrap and test the chicken rock for my other human- but she had put that one in a weird clear force field of some kind so I couldn’t open it no matter how hard I tried- not even to taste it!

I was really disappointed that I couldn’t open and test her rock too (it seemed unfair somehow)- so, I thought about it for a while ..


…and did the next best thing- 

I dragged it to my Chewy box that I play in so she could have a nice, cozy box to eat it in!


And, that’s not even the best part! 

I even dragged the steak rocks onto the kitchen floor so that as soon as the humans got home, they’d know they could just DIG IN! 

YOU SHOULD’VE SEEN the human’s face when she got home at 5:00 and saw that I had their dinner all ready for them!

(Well, she had to look all over the place to find her chicken rock- but it’s okay, because that was part of the fun hide and seek game I’d planned for her to help her relax before dinner)! 

She was absolutely speechless at my thoughtfulness! 

So, if you need any help getting rid of that annoying milk, or butter, or whipped cream, or cleaning any fish, or dealing with chicken rocks, just dial 1.800.Twi.lite! 

(And if Shrimp answers, hang up)!


Thursday Therapy (I need it)!


Greetings Humans! ๐Ÿ˜บโ˜•๏ธ

I know my post is late today- but it’s Twilight’s  fault! No- SERIOUSLY!!


I mean, look at this face- does she look calm to you? 

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Try living with that little flea!!

And then there’s the human taking so much time with the Creatures….

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And good heavens, by the time the human gets home I’m ready to shred that albino flea-

But I settle fur shredding the mail instead…(until she leaves again)! MWAHAHAHAHA!!

Twitchy Twilight’s Wacky Wednesdayย 


Hey there, peeps! ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿน

Twilight here – the humans around here had some really pawful news from a furiend yesterday who is just like one of their own Creatures- (they call her their “adopted daughter -“) she was in the Emergency Room a whole state away in extreme pain and the doctors suspected a really pawful condition that would have just been too much for anyone to bear – especially someone under 25 years old. 

Read about it here –http://www.webmd.com/back-pain/guide/cauda-equina-syndrome-overview

They were all devastated and broken hearted and couldn’t think of anything but her and the pawful impact the diagnosis would have on her life and her family.

So I didn’t get a chance to grab the phone to post for today because the human was hanging on extra tight to it because they were waiting to hear the results of the MRI that would tell if that was the diagnosis or not- (a positive diagnosis would have meant emergency surgery).

Meanwhile, I  was being extra cute because I knew they were all upset and I was trying to help them stay calm. 

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All the humans spent last night purraying that the diagnosis wouldn’t be anything so devastating so that she could have a chance at a normal life! 

This morning the news came back that the MRI was clear! They still don’t know what exactly is the purroblem- but she has been referred to specialists and at least now they know she will be able to recover!

Have a purrfect day!๐Ÿ’˜ 

Tuesday Tizzy Fit ย 


Greetings Humans!๐Ÿ˜บ โ˜•๏ธ 

Well, the can opener was down yesterday  -(human was sick)… So she decided to stay home and sip sparkling water and read…


So the Creature’s Mom stayed home from work with the littlest Creature and kept disturbing my peace with dings heralding videos and pictures of the little pint sized tornado -(yeah, I know she’s “not a tornado yet”- but that’s only because she can’t stand on her own two feet – but SHE’S TRYING) – and I’m getting packed! 

The can opener tried to tease me with ribbons fur awhile, while the Albino Flea was outside looking fur a bug to terrorize – so I was thrilled at the idea of having the human all to my cute little self all day while that collection of fur was outside- 



Finally I tracked those tricky ribbons into the bed and I GOT THEM!! ๐Ÿ˜บ


But she was having a hard time because her tummy was hurting a lot, so after about ten minutes I purrtended to lose interest so she’d rest and just snuggle me. 

Then when I was sleeping all cozy and having delightful tuna dreams, that FLEA came in and hopped up on the bed next to me and pawed at me to get me to play! ๐Ÿ˜พ

(She let the tuna get away)!!!!!!!!


Of course, I made it clear in no uncertain terms that waking me up and keeping me from catching a 3 ton tuna had better NEVER happen again!

Then the human felt sorry fur that flippin FLEA! Can you believe it!!? 

(Slinks under the bed to pout) 

Kat Diary: Twitchy Twilight’s Creature Featureย 

Hey there! Twilight here! 

I wanted to see what these “Creatures” are that Shrimp is so afraid of – so I decided to check it out for myself – I don’t see why she runs and hides when they come over – but I can see why she gets jealous of the human spending so much time with them.

I mean, they are kinda CUTE! 

Here’s the big Creature (the one I love to play with) – cuddling her kitty, Serafina-  then playing with the ittiest bittiest Creature – and reading next to the human while she was giving the bitty Creature its bottle. I’d love to help the human give the baby her bottle, but for some reason she just refuses to let me!

Then the big Creature saw Serafina sleeping in the baby bouncer so she covered her up with a blankie and gave gave her a toy, then covered the bouncer with a blankie so the light wouldn’t keep her awake!! She’s sweet!

And I think the bitty Creature looks adorable with her little bow in her hair and then smiling in her sleep while her Daddy holds her! And I think she’s a cute little thing -(but I’m certain that I’m cuter)!

The human always goes a little camera happy when she’s around those two – so,…

Maybe while she’s doing all that, I can find all those empty baby bottles…

Just to help wash them, of course….

Mmmmmmmm,…. Now I need a nice long nap!

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