I’M TELLING MOM!
OH YEAH? We’ll just see about that…
Greetings Humans!😺☕️Yep – you read that right. Today my report is from the back porch.
We are surrounded by wildfires, and the air around here is thick with smoke – no one is going outside – even the creatures! The human didn’t let me or Nut Bucket stay out either after she took this picture – she’s worried about the smoke affecting our lungs. This has been going on fur days. I’ve been bored out of my cute little mind – so I’ve even started playing with the Albino Flea!
That is, until she makes me mad…
Then she goes to the kat tree and starts pawing at the human to make her play and to get her sympathy! (Spoiled brat kat)!
Of course, the human always feels sorry fur the little flea…
Until she gets a look at my angry eyes glaring at her, then she decides the little furry brat had it coming!! 😹 MOL!
This is how the moon looked last night –
It looked bright red orange fur about the first couple of hours (before the human thought to take a picture)- and the color didn’t come out very well with the iPhone camera – but every night lately it’s looked like a creepy Halloween moon – and the air is thick and heavy.
I miss going outside and showing the neighborhood kats who’s boss- but there’s no way the human is going to let us out again until the air clears- so I’m going to be teaching the Albino Flea some manners meanwhile – let’s hope she learns quickly!
Hey there, peeps!
Twitchy Twilight here! 🐭
Well, the Creature’s Dad is still recovering from his car accident, and he is having (worse) pain in his ribs and is supposed to be getting lots of rest –
But the ittiest bittiest Creature didn’t get the memo and hasn’t given him purrmission to take time off!
She’s making sure she keeps a close eye on her daddy, and she’s also “training” Serafina in her spare time (in between learning to talk, learning how to crawl, experimenting with different cry volumes, learning how to paint with her food, and testing everyone’s reflexes and speed when she’s playing).
Here she’s testing how quickly the humans can respond to her rearranging Serafina’s fur –
And at the grocery store, she’s once again testing everyone’s reaction time by seeing how many things she can grab from the shelves before they catch her.
Poor little Critter works so hard, she’s just exhausted at the end of the day!
And speaking of exhausted, so is Shrimp!
She was sick for the last two days and the humans are relieved that she’s better now, and so am I- because now I can
harass her again – I mean, PLAY with her again!! 😹
Twilight's been running around with her tail straight up feeling like she's the boss since she "rewarded the human" with a
disgusting, "fresh mouse" for combing burrs out of her fur when she was naughty and went to the stream (where she KNOWS she's not supposed to go)!
The human bought her the new collar because the little toast crumb managed to lose the one she had- not to reward her for going to the stream. 😾
I've about had it with that little nutbucket-
She is so flippin proud of herself for getting that dumb mouse- and everybody knows the human won't eat a mouse anyway- she much prefers bugs.
How do I know?
Because I catch them fur her, and wait until she's half asleep in the morning, putting her empty coffee cup under the Keurig, waiting fur her coffee to brew while she pours cereal into our dish and kibble into her bowl, and then I accidentally "drop" a fly, moth, or whatever the special of the day is right into her mug. 😸
See- Twitchy Twilight's got nothing on me!! Mol! 😹
I think it's time I teach little Twitchypants a thing or two about trying to get attention away from adorable little me.
May the best Kat (me) win.
Hey Peeps! 🐭 Twitchy Twilight here!
Boy am I exhausted! WHAT A BATTLE!
Remember yesterday when I told you how special the human made me feel when she combed the burrs out of my fur and crowned me with a beautiful new collar?
Well, I had said that maybe today I'd catch her a nice juicy dragonfly or mouse to reward her – and….
I did!! 😺 I am so PURROUD OF MYSELF!
YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN THE HUMAN'S FACE!
I've never seen her so overcome with joy! She was downright SPEECHLESS!
And boy, she must've been STARVED, because I had hardly laid it down in front of her, and before I could start washing my paws, he was GONE without a trace!
Not bad for a human!
But just between you and me, I think she needs help – because she sterilizes everything constantly since I came to live with her – and the sad part is, she really doesn't need to – I already cleaned him up for her before I brought him inside!
Hmm. Poor human.
Maybe I need to do this more often so she can lighten up a little. 🐭
Twilight and I spent the day being our usual cool, adorable selves, chasing dragonflies and butterflies and I played Gargoyle being the lookout while Twitchy Twilight went to spy on The Creature and the ittiest bittiest Creature to see how Serafina is surviving life with the tiny grabby thing.
But I caught her just lounging instead in the backyard… so I dispatched her again to go spy on the creatures and Serafina, and after awhile she hadn’t returned so I went looking fur her –
But then, I saw that she was having fun, so I decided I was entitled to a break from all my hard work, so I started playing too- (why should she have all the fun)?
And when we were done playing, I checked the human’s iPhone, and discovered Twilight HAD spied on them (and the results were disappointing)- as it turns out, appurrently Serafina is adjusting quite well to the little grabby thing…
Here she is in the grabby thing’s bed! TRAITOR! 😾
And just look at this – the Creature’s already teaching the ittiest bittiest Creature how to harass us kats! The little thing isn’t even eating solid food yet! 🙀
And from the looks of it, the grabby thing is LOVING her plots…